This Week in Sex: Bad Orgasms and Morning Sex

Have you ever had a “bad” orgasm? Do you want to finger your phone? Would you masturbate in a circle to get a #promotion? This and more in our weekly #SexNews :)

There are bad orgasms now!!! Science ruins everything.

This woman came in a group masturbation circle at The Goddess Institute, which has the weirdly neoliberal aim of harnessing your sexual power to achieve #lifegoals.

What’s the last thing you touch before you go to sleep and the first thing you touch when you wake up? Now your phone can feel like a fleshy skin slab, which is the next logical step, duh.

Do you remember the old school advice that we end up with someone with the same eye color as our (opposite sex for heteros and same sex for homos) parent? Apparently it’s kind of true.

We see pregnant women as coddled madonnas. But what if the hormones incline you towards rough, detatched sex and your partner is like, “wait…”?

The only thing scarier than teenagers is teenagers on TikTok, but this trend of girls dancing to their abusive ex boyfriend’s voicemails is very lol and I respect it.

The best time to have sex is 9 a.m. on a Sunday morning, which begs the question: who the fuck is up at 9 a.m. on a Sunday morning?

Air signs like dirty talk and exhibitonism, and some other made-up content…

Facebook are trying to ban the eggplant and peach emoji, when used in conjunction with a “horny” statement. Why won’t Zucky let us live!!!!!



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