Obviously I get loads of emails and comments from my fans telling me how amazing and cool and smart I am. Recently I went through and picked out some of my favorite reader comments regarding the Vice Slutever series and did a dramatic reading of them around my apartment in multiple outfits. My friend Adri Murguia, who directs/produces the show, helped me make this important video. Also, episodes 5 and 6 of the series will be out in a couple weeks, so hold tight!
Tweet us! @adrimurgia @slutever
Karley you’re AMAZING!!! Seriously you crack me up all the time. You’re funny and smart and crazy beautiful. That’s enough of my stalkiness but really…. Huge crush.
I laughed multiple times.
WOOO FIRST COMMENT GURL O0O0O0O0O~~*~**~*~*~*~*~*
o cool i think my “taking advantage of the mentally ill” comment made it on the list!
we love your long butterface and your lisp. FACT!
yeah but insulting you is meaninful. keep blogging, karley.
hhaaaaaaahaaaa now i like you more
i loved you until you got mixed up with vice. why do you want to be associated with that sickening bunch of dorks? you’re better than that. i almost cannot find you adorable in that context even though it’s impossible to deny that you are adorable.
Dude, she’s always been mixed up in VICE. Like, from the very beginning now she just has a totally awesome show there. So really, hip hip hooray for more Slutever.
:) true
:24 & :54
i know i duh duh duh re karley but you can see her a glimpse of her true nature at these points (IMHO)
yo they just jelly, i love you newayz <3333333333333
we luv u gurl
hahaha karley you fucking rock
your bathroom is really kinda dirty though. i mean i know you lived in sqats — but uhhhhhhhhhh. do a show on idontcareaboutmyhousefashion
the anti- SELBY
We should probably clean our bathroom. #TimeToGetACleaningSlave
I love you!!
The wink at the end said it all.
Ha, this totally made me realize that you are a butterface. Rockin it though, weirdly enough.
Fuckin’ nicely handled! It’s a damn shame the number of nauseatingly cynical and retardedly spiteful morons that treat Vice as their online hangout. Their lives must be incredibly boring.
Karley,
I have the biggest girl crush on you. You are beautiful and fucking sexy.
Dearest Karley Slurever,
Hello Miss Karley, I am 22 year old Lindsea from Reno NV, the trashiest drunkest most beautiful city in the west. Hooray! I have been reading your blog for 1-2 (?) years now, and I love it very much. I think you are great! Liberated, smart, funny and fun. Thanks for being excellent. I enjoyed this video of you reading your hate mail alot. It makes all the rude peeeeple who wasted their time acting like stinky brown buttholes seem dumb aswell as rude. Good for you for serving them back what they dished out. You are the best. Stay hot.
Love Lindsea.
P.s. I wish I had boobs like yours!! They are 10.0 perf. ;)
<3
YOU ARE EPIC AND SEXY haters gonna hate period the end <3
karley, to be completely honest i never even imagined there could be people out there who don’t want to fuck/gaze longingly at/be best friends with/worship you, so i guess you must be making this all up or something.
sexiest butterface i’ve ever seen, girl.
Dear Karley, I just want to know how you keep your body so hot? Like how do you exercise and what do you eat? This is a serious question.