Do your dinner parties and/or Bumble dates need a healthy injection of sex, death and psychoanalysis? Here are 7 heated conversation-starters on sex and gender that will make you the star (or pariah) of your next social outing. By Kristen Cochrane. Continue reading “7 Sexual Topics to Bring Up at Your Next Dinner Party”
Before Tinder, Bumble, Seeking Arrangement, Craigslist Personals and whatever the online dating equivalent of MySpace was, there were newspaper personals. As Slutever has long been a point of convergence for those of us with non-conforming sexualities, it seemed like the right thing to do to help sluts meet other like-minded sluts. Inspired by the likes of Herstory Personals, and The Georgia Straight’s I Saw Yous, Slutever introduces our very own: Lonely Sluts personals.
Whether you’re kinky, vanilla, lonely, poly, a dom, a sub, both, neither, looking for love or lust in the form of a unicorn, monogamy, someone to tie you up, someone who’ll let you worship their feet, a sugar daddy, a leather daddy, a friend with benefits…. we want to help you find your soulmate. Or the top to your bottom. Or a great one night stand. Or, if nothing else, a good story.
Your submission should be (as) artfully written (as you possibly can) and should follow this structure:
Name: Beardy Boy6969
Location: New York City
Text: Mildly misogynistic Portland transplant with carpenter arms and a heart of rose-gold ISO grunty vanilla sex with conventionally beautiful middle-class female in my DUMBO loft.
Age: Man-child
OR
Name: HottieHere2HumiliateU
Location: Los Angeles
Text: Polyamorous high-femme dominatrix with Grace Jones cheekbones and a penchant for oysters ISO wealthy human to humiliate. Inexperienced subs need not apply.
Age: Mid twenties
Please send submissions to imalonelyslut@gmail.com :) We will not share your personal info. Instead, we will forward all replies to your ad back to you, and you can decide whether to reply to your admirers or not :) Don’t be shy!
Love, Slutever/Cupid
Written by Sophia Larigakis
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if you truly love someone, or if you’re just in love with the idea of being in love. Emily Bahr-de Stefano reflects on being a love addict, wtf love addiction is, and the specific tragicness of being dumped via Skype. Image by Petra Collins. Continue reading “Confessions of a Love Addict: Tales of Breakups in the Digital Age”
The institution of marriage is in crisis. The new documentary calls on slutty icons like Esther Perel, Christopher Ryan, and Dan Savage to speak on the contemporary state of marriage, love, and sexuality. Lizzi Sandell weighs in on the film—as well as on the commitment of her own new marriage. Continue reading “New Documentary “Monogamish” is a Starter-Course in Non-Monogamy”
Are you suffering through a Valentine’s Day hangover? Feeling like a tragic loser, waiting for sexts that never come? Don’t worry—here’s a guide to using Roland Barthes’ famous book, A Lover’s Discourse, as literary electroshock therapy for your love life. By Kristen Cochrane. Continue reading “Roland Barthes’ A Lover’s Discourse Is Better Than Therapy For Sensitive Hearts”
From Allen Ginsberg and his writer beau to Joan Didion and her co-author hubby, these six iconic writer couples will renew your faith in romance. By Kristen Cochrane. Continue reading “6 Inspirational Writer Couples to Melt Your Ice-Cold Heart”
A first date is not an emotional baggage dumping ground. My latest Breathless for Vogue asks: What “me” should I be on a first date? – Karley Sciortino
Read it HERE :)
It’s super annoying when you fall in love with someone who doesn’t love you back (rude). It’s even more annoying when people tell you it must be “meant to be.” By Misha Scott. Continue reading “When You Love Your Best Friend, But He’s Friendzoning You”
A book about a woman with a very unusual profession, and another book about a married man who’s trying to make it work… for better or for worse. By Karley Sciortino Continue reading “2 New Books About Sex And Love That You Need To Read Like RN”
The story of how one British school teacher with money troubles started over as a mature escort, re-discovered her sexuality, and unexpectedly fell in love—spoiler, Fifty Shades of Grey is involved :) Continue reading “This Woman Quit Her Job as a Teacher to Become an Escort at Age 44—And Loves It”
